The team
Played

Alan Murray aka Big Gay Al.
Al drinks: beer, wine, rocket fuel, shots at at a push.
Al has represented: 6 times.
First appearance was in 2003.
Oisin Flannagan aka Shovels.
Oisin drinks: most things put before him. Not a big shot fan.
Oisin has represented: 4 times.
First appearance was in 2003.

JD.
JD drinks: almost anything.
JD has represented: 3 times.
First appearance was in 2003.

Mark Earley aka Marko.
Marko drinks: to health and happiness. Often.
Marko has represented: 4 times.
First appearance was in 2003.
Dominick Smyth aka Dom.
Dom drinks: nothing alcoholic.
Dom has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2003.
John Staunton aka Stiffler.
John drinks: not a lot but very fast to get very drunk.
John has represented: 2 times.
First appearance was in 2003.
Colleen Bell aka Boobs.
Colleen drinks: whatevers going.
Colleen has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2003.
Katie Twidwell aka JDs bird.
Katie drinks: spirits, and lots of em.
Katie has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2003.
Rob Kiely aka Father Bobby.
Rob drinks: beer and a good bit of everything else.
Rob has represented: 3 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Mark Canning aka Langer.
Langer drinks: everything. Especially miller.
Langer has represented: 2 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Mark Dolan aka Darkhorse.
Darkhorse drinks: cheap beer and whisky.
Dark horse has represented: 2 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Niall Harbourne aka Nialler.
Nialler drinks:anything but red wine. Face punch.
Nialler has represented: 5 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Fatima Yousif aka Fatty/FatYerMa/Al's Bird
Fatima drinks: quietly but consistently.A fan of spirits.
Fatima has represented: 3 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Elisabeth Manon Shaffalitzky De Muckadell aka Liz/Rack
Liz drinks: anything heavily.
Liz has represented: 2 times. (despite Niall's best efforts).
First appearance was in 2004.
Dara Hayes aka Softy.
Softy drinks: cider,beer, wine - he's another all rounder.
Softy has represented: 3 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Luan McKenna aka 45 litre boy/Microphone Head.
Luan drinks: 45 litre of beer a night apparently.
Luan has represented: 4 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Andy Noonan aka Drunk Andy/The Abbot.
Drunk Andy drinks: a lot, very often and very quickly.
Drunk Andy has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2004.
Chris Stokes aka Stokesy.
Stokesy drinks: maturely and at pace. Prefers Belgian Beers.
Stokesy has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2004.
Malcolm Wilkinson aka Malc.
Malc drinks: honey rum,Irish Mist and any vile spirits.
Malc has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Ian Cuddihily aka Jazz.
Jazz drinks: anything going.
Jazz has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Jazz's mate Riley aka Plus One.
Plus One drinks: alcohol. Only.
Plus One has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Kiwi Kate aka Kiwi Kate.
Kiwi Kate drinks: at her leisure for utmost pleasure.
Kiwi Kate has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Enda Naughton aka The Hag/Haggis.
The Hag drinks: everything.
The Hag has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Yvonne Halpin aka Yiv.
Yiv drinks: calimucho,wine and as much tequila as we'll let her.
Yiv has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2006.
Fiona MacDonald aka Fishbox.
Fishbox drinks: beer, wine etc. Try not to let her have Sangria though.
Fishbox has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2006.
And the short (not in height - at least not the Corkfella), but handsome and stong, list of soon-to-be-players...
Brewing
Tadhg Healy aka Tigger
The big man from Cork has been invited to play on numerous occasions but his busy work and play schedule has little room. Come join us you stripey, hairy fun-lover!
Brian MacDevitt aka Britboy Mac Judas Broc
As Queen-loving as they come, this fine specimen of manliness appears afraid to debut as he knows he won't go back. We await another team mate with open arms.
ps names are in bold purely to reflect the impressive length of Liz's royal title. It's rumoured that if one were so inclined, one could murder the entire extended Danish royal family and both of Liz's parents, marry her and thus become King of Denmark. So Niall claims anyway.
Played

Alan Murray aka Big Gay Al.
Al drinks: beer, wine, rocket fuel, shots at at a push.
Al has represented: 6 times.
First appearance was in 2003.
Oisin Flannagan aka Shovels.Oisin drinks: most things put before him. Not a big shot fan.
Oisin has represented: 4 times.
First appearance was in 2003.

JD.
JD drinks: almost anything.
JD has represented: 3 times.
First appearance was in 2003.

Mark Earley aka Marko.
Marko drinks: to health and happiness. Often.
Marko has represented: 4 times.
First appearance was in 2003.
Dominick Smyth aka Dom.
Dom drinks: nothing alcoholic.
Dom has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2003.
John Staunton aka Stiffler.
John drinks: not a lot but very fast to get very drunk.
John has represented: 2 times.
First appearance was in 2003.
Colleen Bell aka Boobs.
Colleen drinks: whatevers going.
Colleen has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2003.
Katie Twidwell aka JDs bird.
Katie drinks: spirits, and lots of em.
Katie has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2003.
Rob Kiely aka Father Bobby.Rob drinks: beer and a good bit of everything else.
Rob has represented: 3 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Mark Canning aka Langer.
Langer drinks: everything. Especially miller.
Langer has represented: 2 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Mark Dolan aka Darkhorse.
Darkhorse drinks: cheap beer and whisky.
Dark horse has represented: 2 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Niall Harbourne aka Nialler.Nialler drinks:anything but red wine. Face punch.
Nialler has represented: 5 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Fatima Yousif aka Fatty/FatYerMa/Al's BirdFatima drinks: quietly but consistently.A fan of spirits.
Fatima has represented: 3 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Elisabeth Manon Shaffalitzky De Muckadell aka Liz/RackLiz drinks: anything heavily.
Liz has represented: 2 times. (despite Niall's best efforts).
First appearance was in 2004.
Dara Hayes aka Softy.Softy drinks: cider,beer, wine - he's another all rounder.
Softy has represented: 3 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Luan McKenna aka 45 litre boy/Microphone Head.Luan drinks: 45 litre of beer a night apparently.
Luan has represented: 4 times.
First appearance was in 2004.
Andy Noonan aka Drunk Andy/The Abbot.
Drunk Andy drinks: a lot, very often and very quickly.
Drunk Andy has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2004.
Chris Stokes aka Stokesy.
Stokesy drinks: maturely and at pace. Prefers Belgian Beers.
Stokesy has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2004.
Malcolm Wilkinson aka Malc.Malc drinks: honey rum,Irish Mist and any vile spirits.
Malc has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Ian Cuddihily aka Jazz.
Jazz drinks: anything going.
Jazz has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Jazz's mate Riley aka Plus One.
Plus One drinks: alcohol. Only.
Plus One has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Kiwi Kate aka Kiwi Kate.
Kiwi Kate drinks: at her leisure for utmost pleasure.
Kiwi Kate has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Enda Naughton aka The Hag/Haggis.The Hag drinks: everything.
The Hag has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2005.
Yvonne Halpin aka Yiv.Yiv drinks: calimucho,wine and as much tequila as we'll let her.
Yiv has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2006.
Fiona MacDonald aka Fishbox.Fishbox drinks: beer, wine etc. Try not to let her have Sangria though.
Fishbox has represented: 1 time.
First appearance was in 2006.
And the short (not in height - at least not the Corkfella), but handsome and stong, list of soon-to-be-players...
Brewing
Tadhg Healy aka TiggerThe big man from Cork has been invited to play on numerous occasions but his busy work and play schedule has little room. Come join us you stripey, hairy fun-lover!
Brian MacDevitt aka Britboy Mac Judas BrocAs Queen-loving as they come, this fine specimen of manliness appears afraid to debut as he knows he won't go back. We await another team mate with open arms.
ps names are in bold purely to reflect the impressive length of Liz's royal title. It's rumoured that if one were so inclined, one could murder the entire extended Danish royal family and both of Liz's parents, marry her and thus become King of Denmark. So Niall claims anyway.







































